Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
ill see you in hell you mailman piece of shit
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of Science class.
Shout out also to the Atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs because Science.
Shout out to everyone who can accept Science and Religion co-existing.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
if im ever on my deathbed i want my last words to be ‘i’m never talking to you people again’
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
Ah, yes. The second day.
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun